- “Desperately seeking a laptop. Must be recent and must have wireless. Willing to pay $100.”
I am delusional.
- “Looking for Macbook. Must be recent and must be cheap”
I don’t want to work like a millionaire, I just want to look like one.
- “Looking for legit Windows Cheap”
Da Windoze i got from da Torrentz last year iz not legit and Micro$oft iz on my azz! Dey sez i am a pirate – Oh Noes! i needz ta get a legit version quick – and i STILL dozn’t want to pay da munniez for it.
- “Nearly new laptop, cost me $X, selling for $X-50”
I am under the illusion that a computer is some kind of investment. I am hoping that you are willing to forgo return privilege, New-Computer-Experience and original-purchaser-only warranty for a mere fifty bucks.
- “Labtop for sale”
I am a bloody idiot.
Now you know…