The Laws of Attraction

This one goes out to my posse. You know who you are.

  • Wooderson’s Law: all straight men are attracted to twenty-year-old women. God designed young women’s bodies to be extraordinarily attractive to men of all ages. This is a feature, not a bug.
  • Women are generally attracted to tall, strong men who project confidence, status and power. This is also a feature – and explains why thugs, rappers and gangsters, and billionaires have beautiful girlfriends and politicians have beautiful mistresses.
  • As much as women wish that it were not so, the ten-point scale is real. Most women in the western world honestly believe that they rank two points higher than they actually are.
  • “There are no ugly women, but there are plenty of lazy ones”.
  • Women are not attracted to men they don’t respect.
  • The average man thinks the average woman is average. The average woman thinks the average man is… unattractive.
  • Nice guys finish last; don’t be one. Be bold, be brave, be confident… but don’t be nice.
  • Attractive women are swimming in male attention. their best strategy is to ignore as many men as possible, which explains the increasingly-popular headphones-and-straight-ahead-stare, which seems to affect most of the attractive ones… and way too many of the not-so-attractive-but-delusional ones as well.
  • Women need two things from men; seed and provision. Rarely are the two qualities found in the same man.
  • Most Western women are either bored or overstimulated, which may explain their continuous need for drama.
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