If men *really* ruled the world

With tongue only partly in cheek…

  • Most of the world’s shopping malls would go out of business.
  • Hallmark wouldn’t exist.
  • Every girl between sixteen and twenty-two would be required to wear miniskirts in public.
  • From twenty-two to twenty-eight, they would be required to wear dresses.
  • Throw pillows and cushions would be made illegal.
  • Cats would be an endangered species.
  • Dogs would be doubly tax-deductible, since they are both home Security devices and dependents.
  • As a public health measure, overweight women would not be allowed in restaurants unless they worked there.
  • They would also be banned from wearing yoga pants.
  • She won’t stop talking” would be grounds for divorce.
  • So would a fractious mother-in-law.
  • The 14th of February would be just another day.
  • Superbowl Sunday and the 14th of March would be national holidays.
  • Nagging would be considered as a form of domestic violence.
  • No laundry hamper would ever have a lid.
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