Just believe that Christine Ford was raped! sexually assaulted by Brett Cavanaugh. Even though:
- She can’t remember where it was…
- …or when it was…
- …or how she got there…
- …or how she got home afterwards…
- …and she can’t produce one single witness to corroborate her account of what happened…
- …or answer any of the above questions.
Just believe her.
Just believe Jussie Smollet when he says that he was set upon by white supremacists wearing MAGA hats who beat him, put a “noose” around his neck and poured bleach on him. Even though:
- No surveillance video in the area showed the crime…
- …or the perpetrators approaching or leaving…
- …but they found a pair of Nigerian bodybuilders…
- …who were associates of Mr Smollet…
- …who were paid by him (by check) for “personal training”…
- …and were caught on video buying bleach and rope.
Just believe him.
Just believe the authorities who say that that Jeffery Epstein committed suicide. Even though:
- He was supposedly in a “suicide-proof” cell…
- …while on suicide watch…
- …which had been rescinded less than a week after he last attempted suicide…
- …with no working cameras in the cell…
- …and a pair of sleeping guards…
- …who subsequently falsified the records…
- …shortly after he agreed to a plea deal where he would agree to name prominent pedophiles.
Just believe them.
Pull the other one, it’s got bells on it.
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