Just stumbled across this piece. “Feds Wonder Why Fat Girls Can’t Get Dates“.
To my amazement, more than half a million dollars was allocated in grants to explore why
overweight obese fat girls lose out in the dating arena.
To those of us up here in the cheap seats, the answer is obvious: The vast majority of men do not find
overweight obese fat women attractive. There. I said it. Let the games begin… If you don’t believe me, just look at the contortions and poses that overweight obese fat girls go to in order to hide their true size in their online profile photos.
For those who need to know — or care — here is a brief guide to what men find attractive in women.
- Hourglass figure (waist-to-hip ratio is more important than size)
- Long Hair
- Good teeth/nice smile
- Smooth skin/symmetrical features.
- Few piercings/fewer or no tattoos
After reading the above, I am sure several heads of women wearing comfortable shoes exploded. But that’s the way it is. You can howl and yowl and argue and complain all you like, but you can’t argue with biology anymore than men can argue with the Hallmark Channel, selfies and attention-seeking on Facebook (which is why we don’t bother). So let me acquaint you with the underlying biological reality.
At the back of every man’s brain dwells a caveman, whom we shall call Mister Ug. Now Mister Ug is biologically wired to reproduce as efficiently as possible by coupling with as many fertile women as he can. To this end, he is able to visually identify a female from about a mile away by her walk.
Naturally Mister Ug wants the best mothers for his offspring, so he will seek out the healthiest women he can find. Long hair is a good indicator of good health. Short, lank, damaged or no hair shows poor health. Same goes for smooth, unblemished skin. An hourglass figure signifies the win-win of (relatively) easy delivery of babies, and free food, and a slim waist is in indication for a healthy metabolism.
Yes, modern society, culture and, dare I say it, Feminism has made numerous attempts to kill off Mister Ug, but it is an effort that is bound for failure, as Mister Ug, the ancestor of all action heroes, refuses to die; it will be a long, long time before they can entirely wash away half a million years of biological best practices.
In the meantime, ladies, put down the donuts, lay off the chocolate, leave the cake alone (the cake is, after all, a lie). cut out the sugars and starches, avoid junk food, and learn to cook real food from scratch.
And if your butt is wider than you want it to be, stay out of restaurants unless you work there.
Can I have my half-million dollars now?